Have You seen the TFC banner? Similar to this. Only not shit.

Popular “street bible” Tenfoot City is in turmoil this week after news that it’s banner, simmilar to The one used at famous band night The Sesh has gone missing. First used at The Hull Comedy Awards last year and again at the recent Tenfoot City Christmas Party, has since dissapeared with Zest staff the last people to see it.

“It gave a sense of gravitas to the procedings” commented Tenfooty City big cheese, Nick Taylos “I don’t mind saying that its dissaperence has really hit the team hard! I personally havn’t been able to leave the house for at least a  month now and I know the rest of the team have suffered similar trauma,  It’s difficult too focus without a banner to fly!”

“It’s a sick world” quoted a clearly aggitated Andrew Whatmough “When not even your banner is safe you start to realise the level of sick degenerates that we’re dealing with here.”. The magazine is calling for anyone who has seen the banner to contact them with information. Silver Fox and King Rat are currently infiltrating Hulls criminal underbelly while Lee Cassanell is organising a spoken word poetry evening to bring attention to the plight of stolen banners around the world.