QUESTION! AGITATE! EDUCATE! ORGANISE!

Ha ha! I bet you all thought we’d disappeared again didn’t you? I’ve told you before – you can’t just get rid of us that easily! Bet you thought the recession had got hold of us eh? Well, yeah, you’re nearly right… times are hard for everyone, and that delayed us a bit (we have to get the advertising revenue in, to pay for such a top quality production and a wide distribution you know!) Don’t forget the magazine is FREE which is why you’ve got it in your sweaty little mitts right now. Listen…the recession will gradually go away if we all stop believing in it and just start spending again! Yeah… IT IS as simple as that! (I’ve got a degree in Bar-room Economics you know.) We all start spending, the wheels of finance and industry start turning again…. and then confidence and jobs return. Easy as that.
God I hate the capitalist world anyway, but unfortunately we all have to live in the bastard. I’m a Marxist y’know. A Communist. They all sound like dirty words to most of you lot, I know that, but that’s only because your minds have been controlled and conditioned by his very system that would crumble in our hands if you all had the sense to realise these things, and stand up together, but unfortunately you’ve all subconsciously been told what to think, just so that they can maintain their power and control over you, to maintain their wealth – and only a certain percentage of us, all over the world, have seen through this. The rest of you just swallow it all like sheep. You just don’t understand do yer? REAL Communism is actually beautiful and it’d be  a better life for the whole world…. but anyway that’s a whole new chapter for us all to consider. Maybe we should start doing that through these independent pages? Yeah… good idea. OK, this issue is all about that. Mind control, civil liberties, freedom of thought and, also, the indoctrination we are all forced to suffer.
Read the stuff in here about Identity Cards, about Guantanamo Bay, about Celebrity culture that dumbs you down…. In general, just start fuckin thinking for a change… instead of just swallowing and accepting. Please!
On top of all that, hey, we’ve got to try and enjoy ourselves and have a laugh haven’t we? Which is why we thought it’s be a good idea for all members of the Tenfootcity team to cheer you all up a bit by giving you our reasons that make it worth staying alive in our world at the moment! At the same time it’ll give you a bit of insight into the people who make up the Tenfootcity team!
In the meantime you lot just try and enjoy yourselves a bit. There’s loads of info in this new issue to help you do just that. Latest Music news, arts news and loads of tasty  snippets plus a comprehensive guide to what’s happening over the next couple of months. Yeah, we want to encourage that attitude of questioning, challenging, rebellion and “thinking outside of the box”… but you’ve still got to keep grinning through those gritted teeth ‘cause there’s nowt worse than a boring rebel!

Ciao Bellas and Bellos.          Swiftus Dickus. (Mr. Ed)